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This isn’t just a magazine. It’s emotional couture. A digital clarity manual stitched with pattern recognition and poetic precision.
 
For the girl who journaled through ghosting.
For the woman who tracked his lies like system updates.
For the ex-overachiever who thought love was earned in bullet points.
💥 You weren’t delusional.
You were data-driven.
And UNTRAINED™ is how we undo that.
 
Inside The Pattern Issue:
The Closet Scene — Where your emotional patterns come dressed to impress (and confess).
The Alterations Table — A space to stop resizing your truth for people who couldn’t wear it.
Playground Politics — A viral comment thread turned cultural case study.
The UNTRAINED™ Quiz — Are you the Main Character… or his Mirror?
+ Emotional couture, receipts, rituals, and rewrites designed to return you to yourself.
 
Special Features:
Editorial quizzes, poetic mini essays, tip sheets & subtle savage metaphors
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🪩 This is Reset Couture™.
Your nervous system will thank you.
Your inner Mariah? Already filing the countersuit.